What I Learned on My Christmas Vacation

My holiday is almost over, and since I like to have everything wrapped up in nice packages, I thought I'd do the same with my time off. So, here is what I learned this holiday season:

1. If you sit around all day and watch T.V. and/or movies, you WILL gain weight.
2. As I said in my pre-holiday missive, all families are dysfunctional--and mine certainly is--but I had a blast with them this year.
3. Snuggies were the top White Elephant gift.
4. Milk Duds call to me at ANY movie theatre at ANY time, day or night.
5. One can tire of going to movies.
6. Promise House CAN survive without me.
7. Great surprises are in store if you're open to them.
8. I LOVE being around my and my friends' grown children.
9. I'm over New Year's Eve.
10. NEVER go to a movie at North Park right after Christmas unless you have a limousine and a driver.
11. My father is a real person.
12. My brother is a younger my father.
13. My oldest sister has been transformed.
14. My twin sisters should be in a movie.
15. Old, and I do mean chronologically, family friends are delightful.
16. I LOVE being in my house alone.
17. Amelia has to have been sent from heaven.
18. I'm probably going to end up with Hermit Crabs that should be going to Austin with my youngest.
19. My dogs are great people to talk to--they don't talk back.
20. I still love my almost step-kids madly--but not as much as I love my fabulous, gorgeous, brilliant, funny, daughters.
21. My son-in-law is fabulous.
22. I make dynamite black-eyed peas and cornbread.
23. I'm with the bears--we should hibernate til spring, which I could do very easily.
24. Meryl Streep is a goddess.
25. I'm newly in love with Alec Baldwin and re-in love with Robert Downy, Jr..

So, all in all, I think this holiday season was a hit. It's back to organized life on Monday, but surely all that I have learned over the last 2 1/2 weeks will keep me in good stead as I struggle to get back in the harness.

I turn 59 Wednesday (Epiphany for those of you who are Christian), and my own Epiphany for this season is that fun lurks everywhere--you just have to be open to it.

Happy New Year. May you have your own Epiphanies throughout this new decade.